Tongue Twisters 05

1. Tumbler Plumber, Plumber Tumbler.

2. Can You Can a Can as a Canner Can Can a Can?

3. On a Lazy Laser Raiser Lies a Laser Ray Eraser.

4. Blake's Black Bike's Back Brake Bracket Block Broke.

5. Hassock, Hassock, Black Spotted Hassock. Black Spot on a Black Back of a Black Spotted Hassock.

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The Best of Murphy's Law 01

01. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

02. A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection.

03. The correct total will become self-evident at 8:15 a.m. On Monday.

04. The faster a computer is, the faster it will reach a crashed state.

05. After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done.

06. You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

07. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

08. Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner.

09. The attention span of a computer is only as long as it electrical cord.

10. Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.

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Math Tricks 02

Trick 01: x3x7x13x37

Step1: Think of a 2 digit number.
Step2: Multiply it with x3x7x13x37.
Ex: Number: 45, Answer: 454545

Trick 02: 1089

Step1: Think of a 3 digit number.
Step2: Arrange the number in descending order.
Step3: Reverse the number and subtract it with the result.
Step4: Remember it and reverse the answer mentally.
Step5: Add it with the result, you have got.
Answer: 1089

Trick 03: Number below 10

Step1: Think of a number below 10.
Step2: Double the number you have thought.
Step3: Add 6 with the getting result.
Step4: Half the answer, that is divide it by 2.
Step5: Take away the number you have thought from the answer, that is, subtract the answer from the number you have thought.
Answer: 3

Trick 04: Any Number

Step1: Think of any number.
Step2: Subtract the number you have thought with 1.
Step3: Multiply the result with 3.
Step4: Add 12 with the result.
Step5: Divide the answer by 3.
Step6: Add 5 with the answer.
Step7: Take away the number you have thought from the answer, that is, subtract the answer from the number you have thought.
Answer: 8

Trick 05: 2 Single Digit Numbers

Step1: Think of 2 single digit numbers.
Step2: Take any one of the number among them and double it.
Step3: Add 5 with the result.
Step4: Multiply the result with 5.
Step5: Add the second number to the answer.
Step6: Subtract the answer with 4.
Step7: Subtract the answer again with 21.
Answer: 2 Single Digit Numbers.

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Three Men with their Watches

There were Three Men on a Hill with their Watches.

The First Man threw his Watch down the Hill and it broke.

The Second Man threw his Watch down the Hill and it broke.

The Third Man threw his Watch down the Hill, walked all the way to the bottom, and caught it.

The Other Two Men were puzzled and asked the Third Man how He did it.

The Third Man said, "Easy. My Watch is 5 Minutes Slow!"

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World's Easiest Quiz

Try to Answer the following Questions.

Q1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?

Q2) Which country makes Panama hats?

Q3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

Q4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

Q5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

Q6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

Q7) What was King George VI's first name?

Q8) What color is a purple finch?

Q9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

Q10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

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ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years.

2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador.

3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses.

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November.

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur.

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs.

7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert.

8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson.

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand.

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange (of course).

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How Guys select a Girl

A Man is dating Three Women and wants to decide which to Marry.

He decides to give them a test. He gives each Woman a present of Rs. 25,000/- and watches to see what they do with the Money.

The First does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the Man.

She tells him that She has done this to be more attractive for Him because She loves Him so much.

The Man is Impressed.

The Second goes Shopping to buy the Man Gifts.

She gets him a new set of strong Golf Clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.

As She presents these gifts, She tells him that She has spent all the Money on him because she loves Him so much.

Again, the Man is Impressed.

The Third invests the Money in the Stock Market.

She earns several times the Rs.25,000/-. She gives him back his Rs. 25,000/- and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.

She tells Him that She wants to save for their future because She loves Him so much.

Obviously, the Man was Impressed.

The Man thought for a long time about what each Woman had done with the Money.

Guess which Lady, he chose to Marry?

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He Married the Most Beautiful One.

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Cool Insulting Lines 03

# Don't think, it may sprain Your brain!

# He has a mind like a steel trap-always closed!

# He is always lost in thought-it's unfamiliar territory.

# Don't You love nature, despite what it did to You?

# Keep talking, someday You'll say something intelligent!

# He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.

# He is known as a miracle comic. If he's funny, it's a miracle!

# Fellows like You don't grow from trees; they swing from them.

# Don't get insulted, but is Your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

# He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.

# You are a man of the world and You know what sad shape the world is in.

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