Cool Insulting Lines 03

# Don't think, it may sprain Your brain!

# He has a mind like a steel trap-always closed!

# He is always lost in thought-it's unfamiliar territory.

# Don't You love nature, despite what it did to You?

# Keep talking, someday You'll say something intelligent!

# He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.

# He is known as a miracle comic. If he's funny, it's a miracle!

# Fellows like You don't grow from trees; they swing from them.

# Don't get insulted, but is Your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

# He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.

# You are a man of the world and You know what sad shape the world is in.