Teacher : What do You call a Person who keeps on talking when People are no longer Interested?
Student : A Teacher.
Teacher : Which is More Important to Us, the Sun or the Moon?
Student : The Moon.
Teacher : Why?
Student : The Moon gives us Light at Night when We need it but the Sun gives us Light only in the Day Time when We Don't Need It.
Teacher : Chintu, You talk a lot!
Chintu : It's a Family Tradition.
Teacher : What do You Mean?
Chintu : Teacher, My Grandpa was a Street Hawker, My Father is a Teacher.
Teacher : What about Your Mother?
Chintu : She's a Woman.
Chintu : How should I convey the news to My father that I've Failed?
Pintu : You just send a Telegram:- Result Declared, Past Year's Performance Repeated.
Teacher: Now, Pintu, tell Me frankly do You say Prayers before Eating?
Pintu : No Teacher, I don't have to, My Mom is a Good Cook.
Student : A Teacher.
Teacher : Which is More Important to Us, the Sun or the Moon?
Student : The Moon.
Teacher : Why?
Student : The Moon gives us Light at Night when We need it but the Sun gives us Light only in the Day Time when We Don't Need It.
Teacher : Chintu, You talk a lot!
Chintu : It's a Family Tradition.
Teacher : What do You Mean?
Chintu : Teacher, My Grandpa was a Street Hawker, My Father is a Teacher.
Teacher : What about Your Mother?
Chintu : She's a Woman.
Chintu : How should I convey the news to My father that I've Failed?
Pintu : You just send a Telegram:- Result Declared, Past Year's Performance Repeated.
Teacher: Now, Pintu, tell Me frankly do You say Prayers before Eating?
Pintu : No Teacher, I don't have to, My Mom is a Good Cook.
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