Teacher-Student Conversation

Mr. W- A Student.
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Mr. W: A teacher.

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Teacher: What is the Chemical Formula for Water?

Mr. W: "HIJKLMNO! "!!

Teacher: What are You talking about?

Mr. W: Yesterday, You said it's H to O.

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Teacher: Mr. W, go to the map and find North America.

Mr. W : Here it is!

Teacher: Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?

Class: Mr. W!

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Teacher: Mr. W, how do you spell "Crocodile"?

Mr. W: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L".

Teacher: No, that's Wrong.

Mr. W: Maybe it's wrong, but You asked Me how I spell it!

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Teacher: Mr. W, give me a sentence starting with "I".

Mr. W: I is...

Teacher: No, Mr. W, always say, "I am."

Mr. W: All right.."I am the ninth letter of the Alphabet."

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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"

Mr. W: "Sir, My Mother and Father got married on the Same day, Same time."

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Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

Mr. W: "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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Teacher: Mr. W, Your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?

Mr. W: No, Teacher, it's the same dog !

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Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Mr. W: Yes, it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

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Teacher: Now, Mr. W, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

Mr. W: No Sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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