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Friday, February 17, 2012

Husband-Wife Jokes

Posted on 5:47 PM by Unknown
Wife : You always carry My Photo in Your handbag to the Office. Why?

Husband : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at Your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for You?

Husband : Yes, I see Your picture and say to Myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"       

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Wife : Honey. What are You Looking for?

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing..? You've been reading Our Marriage Certificate for an Hour?
   
Husband : I was just looking for the Expiry Date.

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Wife : Do you want Dinner?

Husband : Sure, What are My Choices?

Wife : Yes and No.

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