Go to Google and Type the following Words and See What Happens
1. Type "Tilt" and Press Enter Button.
2. Then, Type "Straight" and Press Enter Button.
3. Then, Type "Do a Barrel Roll" and Press Enter Button.
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
1. Can You Cry under Water?
2. Do Fish ever get Thirsty?
3. What do You call a Male Lady Bird?
4. Why doesn’t Glue, Stick to its Bottle ?
5. Why does a Round Pizza come in Square Box?
6. Why is it called Building when it’s already Built?
7. Why don’t Birds fall out of Trees when they Sleep?
8. If Money doesn’t Grow on Trees then, Why Banks have Branches?
9. When they say Dog Food is New and Improved in taste, Who Tastes it?
2. Do Fish ever get Thirsty?
3. What do You call a Male Lady Bird?
4. Why doesn’t Glue, Stick to its Bottle ?
5. Why does a Round Pizza come in Square Box?
6. Why is it called Building when it’s already Built?
7. Why don’t Birds fall out of Trees when they Sleep?
8. If Money doesn’t Grow on Trees then, Why Banks have Branches?
9. When they say Dog Food is New and Improved in taste, Who Tastes it?
1) You Can Never Wet It.
2) What Goes Up and Never Comes Down.
3) Patches over Patches but No Stitches.
4) What Goes Up and Down a Hill, but Never Moves.
5) What is that We Cannot See, but is Always Before You.
6) What Belongs to You, but used by Your Friends More Often You do.
7) If We say 'MUMMY', they Come Together and Go Apart When We Say 'DADDY'.
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Answers:
1) SHADOW
2) AGE
3) CABBAGE
4) ROAD
5) FUTURE
6) YOUR NAME
7) LIPS
2) What Goes Up and Never Comes Down.
3) Patches over Patches but No Stitches.
4) What Goes Up and Down a Hill, but Never Moves.
5) What is that We Cannot See, but is Always Before You.
6) What Belongs to You, but used by Your Friends More Often You do.
7) If We say 'MUMMY', they Come Together and Go Apart When We Say 'DADDY'.
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Answers:
1) SHADOW
2) AGE
3) CABBAGE
4) ROAD
5) FUTURE
6) YOUR NAME
7) LIPS
One Truck Driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH (Institute of Mental Health).
He discovered a flat tire when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tire down. When he was about to fix the spare tire, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain. As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic.
One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.
The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident.
The patient laughed at him said "can't even fix such a simple problem.... no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..." Here's what you can do,
"Take one bolt each from the other 3 tires and fix it onto this tire. Then, drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that".
The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why are you here at the IMH"?
Patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I am Crazy Not Stupid".
He discovered a flat tire when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tire down. When he was about to fix the spare tire, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain. As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic.
One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.
The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident.
The patient laughed at him said "can't even fix such a simple problem.... no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..." Here's what you can do,
"Take one bolt each from the other 3 tires and fix it onto this tire. Then, drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that".
The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why are you here at the IMH"?
Patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I am Crazy Not Stupid".
Saturday, June 23, 2012
1. Hold Your Hands in front of You with Your Fingers spread out.
2. For "9 X 3" bend your third finger down. (for "9 X 4" would be the fourth finger etc.).
3. You have 2 fingers in front of the bent finger and 7 after the bent finger.
4. Thus, the Answer must be 27.
5. This technique works for the 9 times tables up to 10.
2. For "9 X 3" bend your third finger down. (for "9 X 4" would be the fourth finger etc.).
3. You have 2 fingers in front of the bent finger and 7 after the bent finger.
4. Thus, the Answer must be 27.
5. This technique works for the 9 times tables up to 10.
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Friday, June 8, 2012
One beautiful spring day a red rose blossomed in a forest. Many kinds of trees and plants grew there. As the rose looked around, a pine tree nearby said, "What a beautiful flower. I wish I was that lovely."
Another tree said, "Dear pine, do not be sad, we can not have everything."
The rose turned its head and remarked, "It seems that I am the most beautiful plant in this forest."
A sunflower raised its yellow head and asked, "Why do you say that? In this forest there are many beautiful plants. You are just one of them."
The red rose replied, "I see everyone looking at me and admiring me."
Then the rose looked at a cactus and said, "Look at that ugly plant full of thorns!"
The pine tree said, "Red rose, what kind of talk is this? Who can say what beauty is? You have thorns too."
The proud red rose looked angrily at the pine and said, "I thought you had good taste! You do not know what beauty is at all. You can not compare my thorns to that of the cactus."
"What a proud flower", thought the trees.
The rose tried to move its roots away from the cactus, but it could not move. As the days passed, the red rose would look at the cactus and say insulting things, like this plant is useless? How sorry I am to be his neighbor."
The cactus never got upset and he even tried to advise the rose, saying, "God did not create any form of life without a purpose."
Spring passed, and the weather became very warm. Life became difficult in the forest, as the plants and animals needed water and no rain fell.
The red rose began to wilt.
One day the rose saw sparrows stick their beaks into the cactus and then fly away, refreshed.
This was puzzling, and the red rose asked the pine tree what the birds were doing.
The pine tree explained that the birds got water from the cactus.
"Does it not hurt when they make holes?" asked the rose.
"Yes, but the cactus does not like to see any birds suffer," replied the pine.
The rose opened its eyes in wonder and said, "The cactus has water?"
"Yes you can also drink from it. The sparrow can bring water to you if you ask the cactus for help."
The red rose felt too ashamed of its past words and behavior to ask for water from the cactus, but then it finally did ask the cactus for help.
The cactus kindly agreed and the birds filled their beaks with water and watered the rose's roots.
Lesson:
Thus, the rose and all of us learned a lesson and never judged anyone by their appearance again.
Tip to remove Internet Explorer Runtime Error
Sometime you come across different runtime errors when you are using Internet Explorer like A Runtime Error has occurred. Do you wish to Debug? or Internet Explorer Script Error. An error has occurred in the script on line 1. Do you wish to continue running scripts on this page?
You have to change the setting of Internet Explorer to avoid seeing this message. It involves disabling runtime and script errors.
To make the change do the following:
1. Open Internet Explorer.
2. Click on Tools and then Options.
3. Click on the Advanced tab.
4. Check the boxes next to Disable script debugging (Internet Explorer) and (Other)
5. Remove the check in the box for Display a notification about every script error
6. Click Ok.
Source: Internet
Sometime you come across different runtime errors when you are using Internet Explorer like A Runtime Error has occurred. Do you wish to Debug? or Internet Explorer Script Error. An error has occurred in the script on line 1. Do you wish to continue running scripts on this page?
You have to change the setting of Internet Explorer to avoid seeing this message. It involves disabling runtime and script errors.
To make the change do the following:
1. Open Internet Explorer.
2. Click on Tools and then Options.
3. Click on the Advanced tab.
4. Check the boxes next to Disable script debugging (Internet Explorer) and (Other)
5. Remove the check in the box for Display a notification about every script error
6. Click Ok.
Source: Internet
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