FACE THE FAILURES
until the
FAILURE FAILS
to
FACE YOU.
until the
FAILURE FAILS
to
FACE YOU.
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
An Arab while crossing a desert came across a huge rock half buried in the sand.
Scrawled on the boulder was this inscription:
"TURN ME OVER AND YOU WILL BENEFIT FROM IT"
The Arab felt sure there was a great treasure hidden beneath it and
worked mightily to turn it over.
He succeeded after several hours.
But, there was no treasure there, only an inscription on the underside of the rock.
The Inscription was:
"GREED IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
REMEMBER THIS AND YOU WILL BE A BETTER MAN".
Monday, April 25, 2011
fi yuo cna raed tihs,
yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?
Olny 92 plepoe can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd
waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid,
aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are,
the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can
sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid
deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh?
yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can
raed tihs forwrad it to oherts.
yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?
Olny 92 plepoe can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd
waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid,
aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are,
the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can
sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid
deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh?
yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can
raed tihs forwrad it to oherts.
Friday, April 22, 2011
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Teacher: What is meant by the serial killer?
Student: The person who puts poison in someone’s cereal.
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Man: Do you know about vampire’s favorite desert?
Boy: No.
Man: The man with high sugar level and high blood pressure.
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Woman: How can I stop a maxican from robbing my house?
Second woman: Its simple, put up the help wanted sign there.
No one enters the house.
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On the valentine day, a bat is hanging with his female bat friend.
He said to her, it’s a fun to hang around with you.
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The smoker suffering from lungs cancer, woke up from 16 months coma.
Do you know what did he want first?
“A cigarette”.
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Student: The person who puts poison in someone’s cereal.
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Man: Do you know about vampire’s favorite desert?
Boy: No.
Man: The man with high sugar level and high blood pressure.
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Woman: How can I stop a maxican from robbing my house?
Second woman: Its simple, put up the help wanted sign there.
No one enters the house.
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On the valentine day, a bat is hanging with his female bat friend.
He said to her, it’s a fun to hang around with you.
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The smoker suffering from lungs cancer, woke up from 16 months coma.
Do you know what did he want first?
“A cigarette”.
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Wednesday, April 20, 2011
There was a lion who feared nothing except the crowing of cocks.
A chill would go down his spine whenever he heard a cock crowing.
One day he confessed his fear to the elephant, who was greatly amused.
A chill would go down his spine whenever he heard a cock crowing.
One day he confessed his fear to the elephant, who was greatly amused.
“How can the crowing of a cock hurt you?” he asked the lion. “Think about it!”
Just then a mosquito began circling the elephant’s head, frightening him out of his wits.
“If it gets into my ear I’m doomed!” he shrieked, flailing at the insect with his trunk.
Now it was the lion’s turn to feel amused.
Moral:
If we could see our fears as others see them,
we would realise that most of our fears make no sense!
Monday, April 11, 2011
Six blind men were asked to determine what an elephant looked like by feeling different parts of the Elephant's body.
The blind man who feels a leg says the elephant is like a pillar;
the one who feels the tail says the elephant is like a rope;
the one who feels the trunk says the elephant is like a tree branch;
the one who feels the ear says the elephant is like a hand fan;
the one who feels the belly says the elephant is like a wall; and
the one who feels the tusk says the elephant is like a solid pipe.
They argued for some time before they decide to go to the king.
The blind man who feels a leg says the elephant is like a pillar;
the one who feels the tail says the elephant is like a rope;
the one who feels the trunk says the elephant is like a tree branch;
the one who feels the ear says the elephant is like a hand fan;
the one who feels the belly says the elephant is like a wall; and
the one who feels the tusk says the elephant is like a solid pipe.
They argued for some time before they decide to go to the king.
A King explains to them:
"All of you are right. The reason every one of you is telling it differently is because each one of you touched the different part of the elephant. So, actually the elephant has all the features you mentioned."
Moral of the story:
This Story illustrates the principle of living in harmony with people who have different belief systems, and that truth can be stated in different ways when there is a conflict in opinions.
Friday, April 8, 2011
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
1. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
2. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously
from the bottom of the glass to the top.
3. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.
4. 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
5. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
6. On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
7. Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system.
A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.
8. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
9. Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.
10. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.
11. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
12. Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK?
It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.
13. Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.
14. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves.
That's the opposite of the norm.
15. The original name for the butterfly was "flutterby"!
16. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.
17. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you.
The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
18. Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet
to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
19. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
20. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
21. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than the entire Nike factory
workers in Malaysia combined.
22. Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
23. Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.
24. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
25. "Stewardesses" is the longest word that can be typed with only the left hand.
2. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously
from the bottom of the glass to the top.
3. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.
4. 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
5. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
6. On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
7. Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system.
A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.
8. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
9. Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.
10. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.
11. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
12. Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK?
It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.
13. Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.
14. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves.
That's the opposite of the norm.
15. The original name for the butterfly was "flutterby"!
16. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.
17. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you.
The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
18. Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet
to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
19. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
20. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
21. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than the entire Nike factory
workers in Malaysia combined.
22. Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
23. Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.
24. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
25. "Stewardesses" is the longest word that can be typed with only the left hand.
Sunday, April 3, 2011
A student asks a teacher, "What is LOVE?"
The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.
But the rule is: You can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."
The student went to the field, go through first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later.
Then he saw another bigger one... But may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him.
Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he start to realize that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted.
So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.
The teacher told him, "This is LOVE. You keep looking for a better one, but when later you realize, you have already miss the person."
"What is MARRIAGE then?" the student asked.
The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back.
But the rule is: You can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."
The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfy, and come back to the teacher.
The teacher told him, "this time you bring back a corn.
You look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.
This is MARRIAGE.
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