FACE THE FAILURES
until the
FAILURE FAILS
to
FACE YOU.
until the
FAILURE FAILS
to
FACE YOU.
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
The Stone in the Desert
Posted on 7:03 PM by Unknown
An Arab while crossing a desert came across a huge rock half buried in the sand.
Scrawled on the boulder was this inscription:
"TURN ME OVER AND YOU WILL BENEFIT FROM IT"
The Arab felt sure there was a great treasure hidden beneath it and
worked mightily to turn it over.
He succeeded after several hours.
But, there was no treasure there, only an inscription on the underside of the rock.
The Inscription was:
"GREED IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
REMEMBER THIS AND YOU WILL BE A BETTER MAN".
Monday, April 25, 2011
I Can Read This! Can You?
Posted on 7:22 PM by Unknown
fi yuo cna raed tihs,
yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?
Olny 92 plepoe can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd
waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid,
aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are,
the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can
sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid
deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh?
yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can
raed tihs forwrad it to oherts.
yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?
Olny 92 plepoe can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd
waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid,
aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are,
the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can
sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid
deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh?
yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can
raed tihs forwrad it to oherts.
Friday, April 22, 2011
Ralph Waldo Emerson's Quote
Posted on 5:05 PM by Unknown
Finish each day and be done with it.
You have done what you could.
Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in;
forget them as soon as you can.
Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and
with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.
-RALPH WALDO EMERSON
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Five Funny Jokes
Posted on 7:19 PM by Unknown
Teacher: What is meant by the serial killer?
Student: The person who puts poison in someone’s cereal.
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Man: Do you know about vampire’s favorite desert?
Boy: No.
Man: The man with high sugar level and high blood pressure.
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Woman: How can I stop a maxican from robbing my house?
Second woman: Its simple, put up the help wanted sign there.
No one enters the house.
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On the valentine day, a bat is hanging with his female bat friend.
He said to her, it’s a fun to hang around with you.
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The smoker suffering from lungs cancer, woke up from 16 months coma.
Do you know what did he want first?
“A cigarette”.
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Student: The person who puts poison in someone’s cereal.
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Man: Do you know about vampire’s favorite desert?
Boy: No.
Man: The man with high sugar level and high blood pressure.
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Woman: How can I stop a maxican from robbing my house?
Second woman: Its simple, put up the help wanted sign there.
No one enters the house.
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On the valentine day, a bat is hanging with his female bat friend.
He said to her, it’s a fun to hang around with you.
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The smoker suffering from lungs cancer, woke up from 16 months coma.
Do you know what did he want first?
“A cigarette”.
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Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Fear
Posted on 7:07 PM by Unknown
There was a lion who feared nothing except the crowing of cocks.
A chill would go down his spine whenever he heard a cock crowing.
One day he confessed his fear to the elephant, who was greatly amused.
A chill would go down his spine whenever he heard a cock crowing.
One day he confessed his fear to the elephant, who was greatly amused.
“How can the crowing of a cock hurt you?” he asked the lion. “Think about it!”
Just then a mosquito began circling the elephant’s head, frightening him out of his wits.
“If it gets into my ear I’m doomed!” he shrieked, flailing at the insect with his trunk.
Now it was the lion’s turn to feel amused.
Moral:
If we could see our fears as others see them,
we would realise that most of our fears make no sense!
Monday, April 11, 2011
The Six Blind Men
Posted on 5:21 PM by Unknown
Six blind men were asked to determine what an elephant looked like by feeling different parts of the Elephant's body.
The blind man who feels a leg says the elephant is like a pillar;
the one who feels the tail says the elephant is like a rope;
the one who feels the trunk says the elephant is like a tree branch;
the one who feels the ear says the elephant is like a hand fan;
the one who feels the belly says the elephant is like a wall; and
the one who feels the tusk says the elephant is like a solid pipe.
They argued for some time before they decide to go to the king.
The blind man who feels a leg says the elephant is like a pillar;
the one who feels the tail says the elephant is like a rope;
the one who feels the trunk says the elephant is like a tree branch;
the one who feels the ear says the elephant is like a hand fan;
the one who feels the belly says the elephant is like a wall; and
the one who feels the tusk says the elephant is like a solid pipe.
They argued for some time before they decide to go to the king.
A King explains to them:
"All of you are right. The reason every one of you is telling it differently is because each one of you touched the different part of the elephant. So, actually the elephant has all the features you mentioned."
Moral of the story:
This Story illustrates the principle of living in harmony with people who have different belief systems, and that truth can be stated in different ways when there is a conflict in opinions.
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