01. Give all orders verbally. Never write anything down that might go into a "Pearl Harbor File."
02. A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works.
03. Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.
04. The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.
05. The more cordial the buyer's secretary, the greater the odds that the competition already has the order.
06. An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
07. In designing any type of construction, no overall dimension can be totalled correctly after 4:30 p.m. On Friday.
08. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
09. The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.
10. If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
02. A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works.
03. Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.
04. The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.
05. The more cordial the buyer's secretary, the greater the odds that the competition already has the order.
06. An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
07. In designing any type of construction, no overall dimension can be totalled correctly after 4:30 p.m. On Friday.
08. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
09. The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.
10. If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
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