01. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
02. A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
03. Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to use it.
04. Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you.
05. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
06. A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.
07. Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day's work.
08. The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.
09. If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number.
10. To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.
02. A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
03. Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to use it.
04. Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you.
05. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
06. A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.
07. Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day's work.
08. The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.
09. If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number.
10. To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.
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