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Sunday, February 10, 2013

Wife vs Girlfriend

Posted on 4:56 PM by Unknown
Wife is like a TV,
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.

TV is Free for Life,
But for the MOBILE, if You don't Pay, the Services will be Terminated.

At Home, You watch TV,
But when You go out, You take Your MOBILE.

TV is Big, Bulky and Most of the time Old,
But the MOBILE is Cute, Slim and Portable.

Operational Costs for TV is often Acceptable,
But for the MOBILE it is often High and Demanding.

TV has a Remote,
MOBILE Doesn't.

Most importantly, MOBILE is a Two-Way Communication (You Talk and Listen),
But with the TV You must only Listen (Whether You want to or not).
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