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Saturday, December 10, 2011

Never Lie to a Woman

Posted on 4:57 PM by Unknown
A Man called home to his Wife and said, " Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up".

" Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas".

The Wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend, he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The Wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught any fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of salmon, some bluegill, and a few swordfish.

But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you?"

You'll Love the Answer.

The Wife replied, 

"I did, They're in Your Fishing Box".

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