A recently fired Stock trader said:-
“This is worse than divorce, I have lost everything and
I still have my Wife”.
“This is worse than divorce, I have lost everything and
I still have my Wife”.
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Judge: Why did u shoot Your Wife instead of shooting her Lover?
Sardar:Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Sardar:Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband: A Second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband: A Coin.
Wife: OK, then give me a Coin.
Husband:Wait a Second.
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