Student's Sayings in the School.

Here are some Funny Locutions from School.


01.
Teacher: 'What is your name?'

Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'

Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'

Student: 'My name is Sunlight.

Teacher: 'What is your name?'

Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'

Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'

Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."


02.
Teacher: What happened in 1869?

Student: Gandhiji was born.

Teacher: What happened in 1873?

Student: Gandhiji was four years old.


03.
Teacher: What is the full form of MATHS?

Student: Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.


04.
Teacher:Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him
then what virtue would I be showing?

Student: BROTHERLY LOVE


05.
Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August of every Year?

Student: A Holiday.


06.
Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?

Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'


07.
Teacher:How old is Your father?

Sunny: As old as I am.

Teacher: How is it possible?

Sunny: He became father only after I was born.