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Monday, February 18, 2013

How to Explain Marketing Concepts

Posted on 5:20 PM by Unknown
Professor explaining Marketing Concepts to the Students:-

1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a Party. You go up to Her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!"
- That's "Direct Marketing"

2. You're at a Party with a bunch of friends and See a Gorgeous Girl. One of Your Friends goes up to Her and pointing at You says: "He's very rich. "Marry Him."
-That's "Advertising"

3. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a Party. You go up to Her and get Her Telephone Number. The next day, You call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me!"
- That's "Telemarketing"

4. You're at a Party and see Gorgeous Girl. You get up and straighten Your Tie, You walk up to Her and pour Her a drink, You open the door (of the car) for Her, pick up Her bag after She drops it, offer Her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?"
- That's "Public Relations"

5. You're at a Party and see Gorgeous Girl. She walks up to You and says:"You are very rich! "Can You Marry Me?"
- That's "Brand Recognition"

6. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a Party. You go up to Her and say: "I am very rich. Marry Me!" She gives you a nice hard Slap on Your Face.
- That's "Customer Feedback"

7. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a Party. You go up to Her and say: "I am very rich. Marry Me!" And She introduces You to Her Husband.
- That's "Demand and Supply Gap"

8. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a Party. You go up to Her and before You say anything, another Person comes and tell Her: "I'm rich. Will You Marry Me?" and She goes with him.
-That's "Competition Eating into Your Market Share"

9. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a Party. You go up to Her and before You say: "I'm rich, Marry Me!" Your Wife Arrives.
- That's "Restriction for Entering New Markets"
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