The Corporate Language

* "We will do it" means "You will do it"

* "All the Best" means "You are in trouble"

* "We are a team" means "I am not the only one to be blamed"

* "You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"

* "There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"

* "We had slight differences of opinion" means "We had actually fought"

* "We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"

* "That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"

* "Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"

* "We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"

* "We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"

* "Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done..At least not tomorrow !".

* "After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"

* "You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

* "Well.. family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected" means "Well you know.."

* "Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"

* "We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."