What is the difference between "COMPLETE" and "FINISHED"?
If you find Good Wife, You are COMPLETE
otherwise, You are FINISHED.
If you find Good Wife, You are COMPLETE
otherwise, You are FINISHED.
Sunday, November 28, 2010
What is the expansion of YAHOO?
YAHOO- Yet Another Hierarchy of Officious Oracle
What is the expansion of ADIDAS?
ADIDAS- All Day I Dream About Sports
Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?
Satellite Television Asian Region
What is expansion of "ICICI?"
Industrial credit and Investments Corporation of India,
The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot-
India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?
That match was abandoned after people heard the news of Indira Gandhi
being killed.
Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems for two different countries?
Rabindranath Tagore who wrote national anthem for two different countries
one is our 's National anthem and another one is for
Bangladesh- (Amar Sonar* *Bangla).
From what four word expression does the word `goodbye` derive?
Goodbye comes from the expression: 'God Be With You'.
How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known?
Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu is none other than Mother Teresa.
Name the only other country to have got independence on August 15th?
South Korea
Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?
Because 007 is the ISD code for Russia (or the USSR, as it was known
during the cold war)
Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?
Geoffrey Boycott
Which cricketer played for South Africa before it was banned from international cricket and later represented Zimbabwe?
John Traicos
Which is the only country that is surrounded from all sides by only one country
(other than Vatican)?
Lesotho surrounded from all sides by South Africa.
Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?
Polo
YAHOO- Yet Another Hierarchy of Officious Oracle
What is the expansion of ADIDAS?
ADIDAS- All Day I Dream About Sports
Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?
Satellite Television Asian Region
What is expansion of "ICICI?"
Industrial credit and Investments Corporation of India,
The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot-
India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?
That match was abandoned after people heard the news of Indira Gandhi
being killed.
Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems for two different countries?
Rabindranath Tagore who wrote national anthem for two different countries
one is our 's National anthem and another one is for
Bangladesh- (Amar Sonar* *Bangla).
From what four word expression does the word `goodbye` derive?
Goodbye comes from the expression: 'God Be With You'.
How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known?
Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu is none other than Mother Teresa.
Name the only other country to have got independence on August 15th?
South Korea
Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?
Because 007 is the ISD code for Russia (or the USSR, as it was known
during the cold war)
Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?
Geoffrey Boycott
Which cricketer played for South Africa before it was banned from international cricket and later represented Zimbabwe?
John Traicos
Which is the only country that is surrounded from all sides by only one country
(other than Vatican)?
Lesotho surrounded from all sides by South Africa.
Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?
Polo
1) If we say 'MUMMY', they come together & go apart when we say 'DADDY':
*-* LIPS
2) What goes up & never comes down:
*-* AGE
3) Patches over patches but no stitches:
*-* CABBAGE
4) What is that we cannot see, but is always before you:
*-* FUTURE
5) What goes up & down a hill, but never moves:
*-* ROAD
6) You can never wet it:
*-* SHADOW
7) What belongs to to You, but used by your friends more often you do:
*-* YOUR NAME
*-* LIPS
2) What goes up & never comes down:
*-* AGE
3) Patches over patches but no stitches:
*-* CABBAGE
4) What is that we cannot see, but is always before you:
*-* FUTURE
5) What goes up & down a hill, but never moves:
*-* ROAD
6) You can never wet it:
*-* SHADOW
7) What belongs to to You, but used by your friends more often you do:
*-* YOUR NAME
The 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud lady, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with her hair fashionably coifed and makeup perfectly applied, even though she is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today.
Her husband of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary.
After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, she smiled sweetly when told her room was ready.
As she maneuvered her walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of her tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on her window. "I love it," she stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy.
"Mrs. Jones, you haven't seen the room .... just wait."
"That doesn't have anything to do with it," she replied. "Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn't depend on how the furniture is arranged, it's how I arrange my mind. I already decided to love it. It's a decision I make every morning when I wake up. I have a choice; I can spend the day in bed recounting the difficulty I have with the parts of my body that no longer work, or get out of bed and be thankful for the ones that do. Each day is a gift, and as long as my eyes open I'll focus on the new day and all the happy memories I've stored away, just for this time in my life."
She went on to explain, "Old age is like a bank account, you withdraw from what you've put in. So, my advice to you would be to deposit a lot of happiness in the bank account of memories Thank you for your part in filling my Memory bank. I am still depositing."
Moral:
Each day is a gift.
Her husband of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary.
After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, she smiled sweetly when told her room was ready.
As she maneuvered her walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of her tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on her window. "I love it," she stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy.
"Mrs. Jones, you haven't seen the room .... just wait."
"That doesn't have anything to do with it," she replied. "Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn't depend on how the furniture is arranged, it's how I arrange my mind. I already decided to love it. It's a decision I make every morning when I wake up. I have a choice; I can spend the day in bed recounting the difficulty I have with the parts of my body that no longer work, or get out of bed and be thankful for the ones that do. Each day is a gift, and as long as my eyes open I'll focus on the new day and all the happy memories I've stored away, just for this time in my life."
She went on to explain, "Old age is like a bank account, you withdraw from what you've put in. So, my advice to you would be to deposit a lot of happiness in the bank account of memories Thank you for your part in filling my Memory bank. I am still depositing."
Moral:
Each day is a gift.
A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes and
the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.
So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
“Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!”
Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there
is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating.
He asks, “Son, what happened last night?”
His son says, “Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you
stumbled into the door”.
Confused, the man asks, “So, why is everything in order and so clean,
and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!”
His son replies, “Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and
when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said,
“LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I’M MARRIED!”
Moral:
Self-induced hangover – $ 400.00
Broken crockery – $ 800.00
Breakfast – $ 10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – "PRICELESS"
...
There are truly some things that MONEY CAN'T BUY.
He forces himself to open his eyes and
the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.
So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
“Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!”
Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there
is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating.
He asks, “Son, what happened last night?”
His son says, “Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you
stumbled into the door”.
Confused, the man asks, “So, why is everything in order and so clean,
and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!”
His son replies, “Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and
when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said,
“LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I’M MARRIED!”
Moral:
Self-induced hangover – $ 400.00
Broken crockery – $ 800.00
Breakfast – $ 10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – "PRICELESS"
...
There are truly some things that MONEY CAN'T BUY.
1) LONGEST ENGLISH WORD: Praetertranssubstantiationalistically --> has 37 letters.
2) BOOK WITHOUT LETTER 'e': GADFY, written by Earnest Wright in 1939 is a 50,000+ word book, which doesn't contain a single word with ' e' in it.
3) WORD WITHOUT VOWEL: RHYTHM
4) BRAIN: Organ of body which has no sensation when cut .
5) CROCODILE: Only animal & reptile which sheds tear while eating.
6) OWL is the only bird, which can rotate its head to 270 degrees.
7) DIMETRODON was a mammal like REPTILE with a snail on its back.
This acted as a radiator to cool the body of the animal.
8) CASSOWARY is one of the dangerous BIRD, that can kill a man or animal by tearing off with its dagger like claw.
9) The SWAN has over 25,000 feathers in its body.
10) OSTRICH eats pebbles to help digestion by grinding up the ingested food.
11) POLAR BEAR can look clumsy & slow but during chase on ice, can reach 25 miles/hr of speed.
12) KIWIS are the only birds, which hunt by sense of smell.
13) ELEPHANT teeth can weigh as much as 9 pounds.
14) No of Alphabets, which SOUND AS WORDS: 10, They are:
B-Bee
C-Sea
G-Zee
I-Eye
Q-Queue
R-Are
S-Yes
T-Tea
U-You
Y-Why
2) BOOK WITHOUT LETTER 'e': GADFY, written by Earnest Wright in 1939 is a 50,000+ word book, which doesn't contain a single word with ' e' in it.
3) WORD WITHOUT VOWEL: RHYTHM
4) BRAIN: Organ of body which has no sensation when cut .
5) CROCODILE: Only animal & reptile which sheds tear while eating.
6) OWL is the only bird, which can rotate its head to 270 degrees.
7) DIMETRODON was a mammal like REPTILE with a snail on its back.
This acted as a radiator to cool the body of the animal.
8) CASSOWARY is one of the dangerous BIRD, that can kill a man or animal by tearing off with its dagger like claw.
9) The SWAN has over 25,000 feathers in its body.
10) OSTRICH eats pebbles to help digestion by grinding up the ingested food.
11) POLAR BEAR can look clumsy & slow but during chase on ice, can reach 25 miles/hr of speed.
12) KIWIS are the only birds, which hunt by sense of smell.
13) ELEPHANT teeth can weigh as much as 9 pounds.
14) No of Alphabets, which SOUND AS WORDS: 10, They are:
B-Bee
C-Sea
G-Zee
I-Eye
Q-Queue
R-Are
S-Yes
T-Tea
U-You
Y-Why
When I woke up this morning lying in bed, I was asking myself;
What are some of the secrets of success in life?
I found the answer right there, in my very room.
The Fan said Be Cool
The Roof said Aim High
The Window said See the World
The Clock said Every Minute is Precious
The Mirror said Reflect Before You Act
The Calendar said Be Up-to-Date
The Door said Push Hard for Your Goals.
So,
Carry a Heart that Never Hates.
Carry a Smile that Never Fades.
Carry a Touch that Never Hurts.
What are some of the secrets of success in life?
I found the answer right there, in my very room.
The Fan said Be Cool
The Roof said Aim High
The Window said See the World
The Clock said Every Minute is Precious
The Mirror said Reflect Before You Act
The Calendar said Be Up-to-Date
The Door said Push Hard for Your Goals.
So,
Carry a Heart that Never Hates.
Carry a Smile that Never Fades.
Carry a Touch that Never Hurts.
Don't compare yourself with any one in this world, If you compare, you are insulting yourself.
No one will manufacture a lock without a key, Similarly God won't give problems without solutions.
Life laughs at you when you are unhappy...., Life smiles at you when you are happy..., Life salutes you when you make others happy...
Every successful person has a painful story, Every painful story has a successful ending.
Accept the pain and get ready for success.
Easy is to judge the mistakes of others. Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes.
It is easier to protect your feet with slippers than to cover the earth with carpet.
No one can go back and change a bad beginning; But anyone can start now and create a successful ending.
If a problem can be solved, no need to worry about it.
If a problem cannot be solved what is the use of worrying?
If you miss an opportunity don't fill the eyes with tears. It will hide another better opportunity in front of you .
"Changing the Face" can change nothing. But "Facing the Change" can change everything.
Don't complain about others; Change yourself if you want peace.
Mistakes are painful when they happen, But year's later collection of mistakes is called experience, which leads to success.
Be bold when you loose and be calm when you win. Heated gold becomes ornament. Beaten copper becomes wires. Depleted stone becomes statue. So the more pain you get in life you become more valuable.
1. Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK?
It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.
2. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously
from the bottom of the glass to the top.
3. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.
4. 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
5. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
6. On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
7. Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system.
A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.
8. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
9. Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.
10. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.
11. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
12. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casin0s.
13. Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.
14. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.
15. The original name for the butterfly was "flutterby"!
16. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in
quicksand.
17. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's
sensors so they don't know you're there.
18. Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
19. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
20. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
21. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than the entire Nike
factory workers in Malaysia combined.
22. Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
23. Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was
talked out of it by her doctor.
24. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and
Budweiser, in that order.
25. "Stewardesses" is the longest word that can be typed with only the left
hand.
26. To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, prick your fingers into its
eyeballs. It will let you go instantly.
27. A mathematical wonder: 111,111,111 multiplied by 111,111,111 gives the
result 12, 345, 678, 987, 654, 321.
28. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
29. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
30. The "pound" ( ) key on your keyboard is called an octothorp.
31. The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.
32. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
33. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
34. "Dreamt" is the only word in the English language that ends in "mt".
35. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
36. In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your
fingers off".
37. A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head.
39. We shed 40 pounds of skin a lifetime.
40. Yo-Yos were once used as weapons in the Philippines.
41. Coca-Cola can be used as car oil.
42. Mexico City sinks abut 10 inches a year.
43. Brains are more active sleeping than watching TV.
44. Blue is the favorite color of 80 percent of Americans.
45. When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is saying "yes" in
Sri Lanka.
46. There are more chickens than people in the world.
47. It's against the law in Iceland to have a dog.
48. The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest.
49. The only word in the English Language with all vowels in reverse order
is "s ub c ont in ent al".
50. There are more telephones than people in Washington, D.C.
It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.
2. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously
from the bottom of the glass to the top.
3. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.
4. 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
5. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
6. On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
7. Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system.
A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.
8. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
9. Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.
10. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.
11. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
12. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casin0s.
13. Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.
14. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.
15. The original name for the butterfly was "flutterby"!
16. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in
quicksand.
17. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's
sensors so they don't know you're there.
18. Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
19. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
20. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
21. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than the entire Nike
factory workers in Malaysia combined.
22. Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
23. Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was
talked out of it by her doctor.
24. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and
Budweiser, in that order.
25. "Stewardesses" is the longest word that can be typed with only the left
hand.
26. To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, prick your fingers into its
eyeballs. It will let you go instantly.
27. A mathematical wonder: 111,111,111 multiplied by 111,111,111 gives the
result 12, 345, 678, 987, 654, 321.
28. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
29. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
30. The "pound" ( ) key on your keyboard is called an octothorp.
31. The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.
32. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
33. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
34. "Dreamt" is the only word in the English language that ends in "mt".
35. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
36. In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your
fingers off".
37. A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head.
39. We shed 40 pounds of skin a lifetime.
40. Yo-Yos were once used as weapons in the Philippines.
41. Coca-Cola can be used as car oil.
42. Mexico City sinks abut 10 inches a year.
43. Brains are more active sleeping than watching TV.
44. Blue is the favorite color of 80 percent of Americans.
45. When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is saying "yes" in
Sri Lanka.
46. There are more chickens than people in the world.
47. It's against the law in Iceland to have a dog.
48. The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest.
49. The only word in the English Language with all vowels in reverse order
is "s ub c ont in ent al".
50. There are more telephones than people in Washington, D.C.
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